A Teenager Is...

    A weight watcher who gives up eating junk food and pop three days before Prom.
    A student who remembers when school is released but can easily forget when it starts.
    Someone who can listen to their best friends' problems for hours and their parents' for thirty seconds.
    A procrastinator who can make time to go to the game but not clean his/her room.
    Someone who knows all the right answers until they take the test.
    Someone that can appear for the fun of making a mess but disappear for the cleaning up of the mess.
    A totally independent person until he/she gets the flu.
    An original thinker who is positive that his/her parents were never teenagers